In response to things my brother said on friendface.

 

note: If you find yourself confused by my rendering of the internet, then you haven’t seen the IT Crowd and are subsequently failing at life.

Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hott like us? And by hott, I mean nerdy.

smell my hand

January 9, 2011

friday night

January 8, 2011

constructive issues

January 4, 2011

While on vacation, my 14 year old sister talked me into reading Twilight. These were my initial notes on the first half of the book.

The lesson to be learned here is don’t let your jackass of a 24 year old sister read your teen fiction novels.

the lemonette

January 3, 2011